Ron: I had a ball with Paris

EVEN those tight shorts can’t slow down the world’s priciest footballer...

CRISTIANO RONALDO has told all about The Sun’s exclusive on his tryst with PARIS HILTON.

The Portuguese winker revealed: “She was a really cool girl and we had a great time talking.”

Clearly they had a lot to discuss, spending the entire night together at posh nightspot My House Hollywood before some extra time at NICKY HILTON’s pad.

Ron added: “I am a young man and Paris a young lady, and us talking in a club is just what normal people our age do.”

4 tents ... Guy-ger counter measures Ron's campness

But we won’t be seeing the winking winger walking Paris’s pooch any time soon.

He said: “She lives thousands of miles away and is busy, and I am busy in Madrid so I am not sure if we will be able to see each other.”

Ron — who scores four on my campness checker for this tank top ensemble — flew to Germany on Sunday.

But before he went, he just had time for a final fling with a college student and her pal.

The three enjoyed dinner and drinks at the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills hotel on Saturday before the blonde visited him in his room.

He added: “I am just making the most of the short summer I get.”

Indeed he is.

He might just swipe Bizarre’s Shagger Of The Year title.